Muhammad agrees and begins to spread the word that you have taken over for isis. He also begins spreading rumors that you are currently in Syria planing your next attack.
I enlist the services of a Muslim fertility clinic to increase the reproductive capacity of my wives.
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Under protest, the fertility clinic agrees to meet with you and your wives.
Inside a purple haired obese lady greets you and shuffles you off to a waiting area with your wives. The doctor comes in "What can i help you with today mr....Muhammad?"
I scan for Dr's name tag.
"I want my wives to be able to have quintuplets."
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