More applause, this time you can see the crowd really getting worked up. As the applause subsides the next person to take the mic is a beta soyboy in a che guevara shirt.
" as well all know capitalism is a failed system. What steps will you implement to help bring us a utopian society like they have in Venezuela?"
"What are the roots of capitalism? Exploitation. What are the roots of exploitation? Men. Women are egalitarian and sociable while men are hierarchical and solitary. Incels like to say our educational system is 'feminized' but that is false. If we had a feminizing system, we'd have no wars, disease, bigotry or capitalism. Let's stop talking about 'toxic masculinity'. There is no healthy version. The problem is masculinity. Period."
Once again the crowd gives you a standing ovation. You smile to the camera and walk off stage where your aide is waiting. "Good showing, but we still have your other 'event' to go to. Time to go talk to your constituents."
I nod. I hope this goes well. I think I'll pull a Teddy Roosevelt and keep giving my speech after being "shot." I think I'll get some strippers to snort coke on the back of hookers when I "recover." I want to check the polls after that.
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