2
(Every fucking time)
(Holocaust card modifier +6gorillion)
The charity head agrees and will split the proceeds with you. (+10000 shekels)
As you poket the dying childrens money the news anchor signals they are ready for you. You sit down in the interview chair.
"Good evening Brown Town. On this eve of the local election cycle we are speaking with local faith leaders about the topics that matter during these turbulent times. Our guest is Rabi Goldsteinburg. Rabi what should people be thinking about as they go to the polls?"
A conservative vote is a vote for hate and bigotry. We just had a synagogue shooting. Vote goldberg. He'll criminalize hate speech. 6.
(Holocaust modifier +6gorillion)
Success!
Your message goes over the air waves and people begin to flood the streets racing to the polls. Write in after write in, the people begin to chant.
GOLDBERGSTEIN!
(LVL UP plus +2 Charisma)
(You are now Ben Shapiro)
You have been elected to your state senate. You sit in your office
What do?
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