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Roll 1 D6 for a character and scenario

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Bare with me this may take a bit and im typing from my phone

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[–] • 1 pt

I instantly understand what he means. I take the cup of acid and toss it in his face. I am more alpha than him and Allah favors me!

3

fuck... i pray to you, Allah. If you can lend me any points I will carry out your vengeful will most faithfully of all your servants.

[–] • 1 pt

You toss the cup of acid into his face and he begins to scream. The acid begins to melt his face as everyone around you stares. Everyone seems to approve as the FORMER imam was quite stingy with the sex slaves.

You are now the imam

(LEVEL UP! +2 intelligence)

[–] • 1 pt

On the topic of sex slaves, I am going to take twelve of them back to my pad to fornicate. I can handle two of them at a time while the rest of them figure out the food stamps and other welfare programs that may benefit our family.

ed: 5

[–] • 0 pt

You take your new Muti wives back to the former imams home and quickly set the women to servicing you and figuring out your welfare fraud.

Your burner phone begins to ring.

"Muhammad! This is Muhammad. Pur brothers want to know what progress you are making. We are needing to move up the plan as rhe infidels have just taken out albagdadhi!"