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Tyrone lvl 1 gang banger
Strength 7 Intelligence 1 Perception 2 Defense 5 Charisima 3
You wake up in a shitty motel room. Fat hooker face down on the bed with a crack pipe sticking out of her ass and Popeyes chicken everwhere. On the table is a 9mm.
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The mayo dumpster is now lying in its beetus blood.
Success!
You have murdered the hooker. As her blood drips off the bed you grab a piece of chicken and begin to chew the gristley goodness, if only you had a 40 to wash it down with.
What do?
I always carry a small keg of single malt with me
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