Offer moshi half your foreskins in return for 75 percent cut. Remind moshi your taking all the risk and you have compromising pictures of him with Gerald Ford
Moshi seems very unhappy with this deal but he eyes your forskins with longing.
Roll a d6
5
Sucess!
Moshi glares at you for a moment and then agrees. He greedly takes half of your forskins and begins chewing on them.
Suddenly Your phone rings and its the local news station, they say racisim is on the rise in the area. They are reaching out to local faith leaders for comments and perspectives.
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