"Regina, is that you? How've you been? I would fine any tampon company that isn't explicitly trans-inclusive. I'm also making June, July and August into Pride Summer. We need more rainbow products!"
The room eruppts into applause. As the tranny happily pases the microfone to an older blue haired cat lady.
"What are we going to do about the plastic straw issue. Obviously climate chafe is being driven by the fast food industry!"
"I'm afraid it's worse. Our society itself is causing climate change. This ableist white cis-heteropatriarchy is the issue. That's why my staff will be disabilities studies, ethnic studies, LGBT studies and gender studies majors. Who says they don't get jobs? I will pass a ban on plastic straws and cups! That's just step one on the anti-plastic agenda!"
More applause, this time you can see the crowd really getting worked up. As the applause subsides the next person to take the mic is a beta soyboy in a che guevara shirt.
" as well all know capitalism is a failed system. What steps will you implement to help bring us a utopian society like they have in Venezuela?"
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