On the topic of sex slaves, I am going to take twelve of them back to my pad to fornicate. I can handle two of them at a time while the rest of them figure out the food stamps and other welfare programs that may benefit our family.
ed: 5
You take your new Muti wives back to the former imams home and quickly set the women to servicing you and figuring out your welfare fraud.
Your burner phone begins to ring.
"Muhammad! This is Muhammad. Pur brothers want to know what progress you are making. We are needing to move up the plan as rhe infidels have just taken out albagdadhi!"
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Muhammad agrees and begins to spread the word that you have taken over for isis. He also begins spreading rumors that you are currently in Syria planing your next attack.
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