I won't drink again. I need a clear head so I can imply my opponent is racist and homophobic. I'm promising unions the moon and the stars. I'll never give it to them in reality, but promises are fun. Also, diversity is our strength. I shall take 3 questions after my speech.
You speech goes well and you take a question from rhe crowd. A familiar looking tranny stands and is handed the microphone. "Mr. Upchuck, how are you going to adress the discrimination from Tapon companies against us real women?"
"Regina, is that you? How've you been? I would fine any tampon company that isn't explicitly trans-inclusive. I'm also making June, July and August into Pride Summer. We need more rainbow products!"
The room eruppts into applause. As the tranny happily pases the microfone to an older blue haired cat lady.
"What are we going to do about the plastic straw issue. Obviously climate chafe is being driven by the fast food industry!"
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