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Muhammad Lvl 1 refugee

Items Knife, hanful of camel dung in the back pocket of your pants burner cell phone with one number programed in

Strength 4 Intelligence 2 Perception 3 Defense 3 Charisma 2

You are in a bus terminal filled with other refugees who have recently been imported into the country.

To your Left is neighborhood covienence store. To your right is a mosque. Straight ahead is a college campus full of devilish infidels.

What do?

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Fashion a camel dung bomb and wire it to my cell phone. Plant in mosque. Wait and detonate dung when appropriate. In the meantime, go back to the bus station withheld knife and clean up the rest of the refugees. Kill self in final act of self sacrifice

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Tyrone lvl 1 gang banger

Strength 7 Intelligence 1 Perception 2 Defense 5 Charisima 3

You wake up in a shitty motel room. Fat hooker face down on the bed with a crack pipe sticking out of her ass and Popeyes chicken everwhere. On the table is a 9mm.

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The mayo dumpster is now lying in its beetus blood.

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Success!

You have murdered the hooker. As her blood drips off the bed you grab a piece of chicken and begin to chew the gristley goodness, if only you had a 40 to wash it down with.

What do?

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Rabi goldsteinburg Lvl 1 rabi

Items Holocaust card (unlimited use)

Strength 2 Intelligence 7 Perception 5 Defense 2 Charisma 3

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Kek I'm set on easy mode. Subvert democracy

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Rabi goldsteinburg is at the synagogue finishing up his day of circumcisions. You are talking to your cousin moshi about an insurance fraud scam to burn down his motel and you are haggeling over your cut if you help him with his project.

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Six, sir.

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Ralph Upchuck - Lvl 1 polotician

Items Winning smile (unlimited use) 2 grams cocaine .5 grams ceystal meth

Strength 2 Intelligence 6 Perception 4 Defense 2 Charisma 6

You wake up from your nap. You've been dozing in the back of your limo on the way to the interview the night of your election for mayor of your city. Your head feels cloudy, the late nights free basing cocaine with prostitutes is starting to catch up to you. Your campaign head looks over and hands you a xanax and a glass of vodka. "The polls show us neck and neck with our opponent. A good showing could clench it, so just stick to the talking points and we have this in the bag." As he finishes talking he hands you a file with talking points and you see the venue through the window as your limo slides up next to the entrance.

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I want to drink the vodka, save the Xanax and review my talking points. I also want to remind my campaign head to continue the plan for my fake attempted assassination. I need the pity votes.

I feel I have read enough and wish to enter the building.

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The vodka goes down smooth and you feel your head beginning to clear. You read through the talking points as your campaign head confirms the assassination attempt plan. Straightening your tie you step out of the limo and walk inside.

Backstage an aide hands you aanotjer glass of vodka as your introduction begins. With a smile you step out on the stage and up to the podium. A packed crowd of about 18 people and a wall of cameras infront of you.

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I've been looking forward to this.

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Muhammad Lvl 1 refugee

Items Knife, hanful of camel dung in the back pocket of your pants burner cell phone with one number programed in

Strength 4 Intelligence 2 Perception 3 Defense 3 Charisma 2

You are in a bus terminal filled with other refugees who have recently been imported into the country.

To your Left is neighborhood covienence store. To your right is a mosque. Straight ahead is a college campus full of devilish infidels.

What do?

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I study the Koran to become a scholarly religious figure.

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Fresh off the bus you make your way to the local mosque and begin studying the Koran. The imam notices your religious fervor and strikes up a conversation. "I see that you have let the profits words into your heart. Would you be willing to prove your dedication to Allah?"

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2 snake eyes.

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Juan - Lvl 1 illegal alien

Items- a knife, some beans and tortillas, aa ladder, and a pair of dirty womens underware

Strength 5 Intelligence 3 Perception 6 Defense 4 Charisma 2

You are hiding in a bush with a group of illegals Ahead is the us border fence To your left is a desert path with a US town on the other side of the border. To your right is a small slope leading to a river full of diseases and dead animals.

What do?

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Head left I discard my ladder and womens underware.

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You head down the path towards the city. You come up to the out sjirts of the city an you notice a car parked with several young people smoking marijuana.