For far too long the government had been bad and not good at all about things it does. The IRS takes my money and it takes your money, yet the constitution says they shouldn’t do that. For too long I’ve watched my brothers wilt away under the relentless rays of Bureaucracy. Since birth we have been caged in open air by a scaley throated bunch, whom are beset with a value system that considers the majority of unsuccessful (in their eyes) people to be cows. It is time that we hurt them. Unite retarded man! Unite village winker stinky! We the “serviced” utters of Solomon. We the unenlighted dim plinko chips of paint. We pine for our night of fire and laughter.