I think engrish is probably not the bad guy. I think @boone is probably the badguy and he is secretly building a zombie mob of trannies to infiltrate the frozen server stronghold in svalbard. @Aou is a talking polar bear and @wolfgang is a grumpy hot air balloon pilot. Engrish is a little girl's stupid pet that can also talk and is comic relief that gets tragically murdered and bands everyone together to fight off the tranny horde. @Anus_Expander Anus_expander is the little girl. Oh yeah and boone is also his mom(what a bitch). I am anus_expanders cool explorer inventor dad looking for a way into new dimensions so we can leave all the brown people behind. @souless is some weird bitch who flies around on a broom who's into birds and does magic sometimes. @Poop is anus_expanders childhood friend who helps him make better decisions and @justin_tolerable is a crazy gypsy king who keeps talking about foretold prophecies. It's an original story. I copywrite that shit. No one else is allowed to write a story like this.