"The days" br07h3r, 1'm 571ll 4 1337 h4x0r 70 7h15 d4y, 7h0u6h w3'r3 c4ll3d "cyb3r53cur17y c0n5ul74n75" n0w. If anything, it's just staggering to see how well the host culture has adapted. Back in the late '90s, we all thought we were bold pioneers, settling the digital frontier, but it turns out our frontier was perfect for a new series of luxury resorts built by Big Business Inc. feat. Marketeering and Those Heebs from Down the Block. So now we're faced with a choice - either serve overpriced content to idiots at competitive rates, with market-leading commissions and highly competitive compensation packets, or join the alt-right's growing roster of cyber-bandits, and spend our days pillaging the information superhighway for low-hanging fruit. Myself, I've decided to strike out on my own. Which is why I've got several fridges and a timeshare to sell you. Bitcoins only.