If I ever come face to face with one of those beasts, I think my best option is to pray that it kills me really fast.
If I ever come face to face with one of those beasts, I think my best option is to pray that it kills me really fast.
Yes. I’m gonna each my head back and try to show it my neck. Have you ever heard the story of the girl getting eatin alive? Let me see if I can dig up the story https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html
Yes. I’m gonna each my head back and try to show it my neck. Have you ever heard the story of the girl getting eatin alive? Let me see if I can dig up the story https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html
Brutal. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. Always go armed and with an armed buddy in bear country.
Brutal. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. Always go armed and with an armed buddy in bear country.
Yes always an expendable friend. Kneecap him and tell his wife his last wish was that she banged you
Yes always an expendable friend. Kneecap him and tell his wife his last wish was that she banged you
They are notorious for eating their meals alive.
They are notorious for eating their meals alive.
Shit! Maybe I can try to snap my own neck.
Shit!
Maybe I can try to snap my own neck.
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