Yes. I’m gonna each my head back and try to show it my neck. Have you ever heard the story of the girl getting eatin alive? Let me see if I can dig up the story https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html
Brutal. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. Always go armed and with an armed buddy in bear country.
Yes always an expendable friend. Kneecap him and tell his wife his last wish was that she banged you
Remind me to never to go hunting with you.
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