I’m gonna die when I flip my lambo because the 300 dollar hooker decided to use teeth
300 dollars? I've been offered 10 dollar BJ's from toothless meth heads in bad areas of my city.
I quickly speed walk away. They keep up for a bit but then go back to their area for new clientele.
I’m in a lambo I get high class hookers bro. I never have fucked a hooker. One of these days I’ll get around to it. I don’t see an issue with it. I can go out at night to a club or bar or something and try to get laid or I can definitely get laid with a few dollars. I support the working women I am a staunch feminist after all
This is a humorous character you've created here. I look forward to your new exciting and endearing tales as you explore the night life in your Lamborghini.
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