Lifelong Missouri resident here, the Arch was actually built to generate a forcefield that keeps the giant man-eating birds in Illinois from crossing over to Missouri.
We should recalibrate it to keep the niggers from E. St. Louis out.
Or to just repel all the niggers to Illinois.
Maybe we could rig up a generator powered by the river and increase it's output to repel all the knee grows off the surface of the planet.
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