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She threw a couple of cuts with decent technique, but yeah, even to my eyes, I can tell this is just kata bullshido.

I've trained MMA for years now. I've watched HEMA competitions, and other armored full-contact promotions (there's a lot of them out there in the world), and I see what works and doesn't.

And this shit... if this girl is confident in this crap, and she brings it into a fight with a dedicated attacker, she's dead. I hate seeing people waste so much time and money on bullshido, there should be no excuse to not be training boxing, wrestling, BJJ, Judo, Muay Thai- the stuff we are CERTAIN that works against both untrained people, and against TRAINED KILLERS. People will often argue "But MMA has rules, there are no rules on the streets, man! I'll just gouge your eyes out and kick your balls!" Morons don't consider- yeah, I know there are no rules on the streets- that goes both ways. The trained fighter has the discipline to not try to gouge eyes and shit, so put him in a life/death situation, he can be dirty, too, and he'll be better suited to it than your typical street fighting idiot.

Also, gouging eyes is really fucking hard. Like, nearly impossible. Seriously, think about it- think about how many people get strangled or beaten to death throughout history. Or, let's go with serial killers- all the women that they raped and strangled, don't you think those women desperately clawed at the fucker's face while they were being strangled? Tried to kick him in the balls (they're even exposed, for the rape), tried to squeeze testicles, tried to bite the throat- and how many serial rapists are walking around or sitting in prison, missing an eyeball? Or missing an ear from having it bitten off? Or having... any real marks of note on their face at all? The answer- zero.

It's really hard to poke someone in the eye, and it's really easy to avoid being poked in the eye if you have the dominant position. Just keep moving your head, squint real hard so the tissue of your face bunches up around your eyes, making it tougher. You might still get poked or scratched, but your eye's not fucking coming out. And if anything, trying to eye gouge an attacker might just piss them off, make him punch you a few times to knock you silly before doing w/e he wants. I know that if I'm in a fight, and we're grappling, and I have a mount or I'm on top, and you start trying to go for my eyes, I'm going 100% to put you out, because you've just introduced the risk of maiming (though small) into the fight.

She threw a couple of cuts with decent technique, but yeah, even to my eyes, I can tell this is just kata bullshido. I've trained MMA for years now. I've watched HEMA competitions, and other armored full-contact promotions (there's a lot of them out there in the world), and I see what works and doesn't. And this shit... if this girl is confident in this crap, and she brings it into a fight with a dedicated attacker, she's dead. I hate seeing people waste so much time and money on bullshido, there should be no excuse to not be training boxing, wrestling, BJJ, Judo, Muay Thai- *the stuff we are CERTAIN that works against both untrained people, and against TRAINED KILLERS.* People will often argue "But MMA has rules, there are no rules on the *streets,* man! I'll just gouge your eyes out and kick your balls!" Morons don't consider- yeah, I know there are no rules on the streets- that goes both ways. The trained fighter has the discipline to not try to gouge eyes and shit, so put him in a life/death situation, he can be dirty, too, and *he'll be better suited to it than your typical street fighting idiot.* Also, gouging eyes is really fucking hard. Like, nearly impossible. Seriously, think about it- think about how many people get strangled or beaten to death throughout history. Or, let's go with serial killers- all the women that they raped and strangled, don't you think those women desperately clawed at the fucker's face while they were being strangled? Tried to kick him in the balls (they're even exposed, for the rape), tried to squeeze testicles, tried to bite the throat- and how many serial rapists are walking around or sitting in prison, missing an eyeball? Or missing an ear from having it bitten off? Or having... any real marks of note on their face at all? The answer- zero. It's really hard to poke someone in the eye, and it's really easy to avoid being poked in the eye if you have the dominant position. Just keep moving your head, squint real hard so the tissue of your face bunches up around your eyes, making it tougher. You might still get poked or scratched, but your eye's not fucking coming out. And if anything, trying to eye gouge an attacker might just piss them off, make him punch you a few times to knock you silly before doing w/e he wants. I know that if I'm in a fight, and we're grappling, and I have a mount or I'm on top, and you start trying to go for my eyes, *I'm going 100% to put you out,* because you've just introduced the risk of maiming (though small) into the fight.

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