"Whoops, the front doors got locked somehow, don't know how that happened! Oh no, now some of them have started a fire. Oh well..."
I'd laugh almost as hard as I did that time 500 niggers were twerking at a party and the floor collapsed from all the niggerfats. Oh wait, that happens every few years in various locations around the country:
And if you do a web search for "party floor collapse" you get pages of articles spanning many many stories.
Don't forget the best one of those involving their handlers.
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