Oh I've already forgotten about coastal Alaska. All it did was rain on me the entire time I was there. My God damn steering wheel started to rot.
I was referring to the story about the lady whose dog poo'd in her mouth as she slept...how did u miss that??
LOL, no I remember that I just wasn't thinking about it. The worst I ever came to getting any type of fecal matter in my mouth was when an ex-girlfriend farted in a hot tub we were in. we were embracing and the fart bubble floated up and popped then the spray touched me on the lips. It was the most goddamn terrible smelling thing I've ever smelled in my life. I got her back by sticking my finger in her ass when she was in the water. Apparently that injected water into her anus and it gave her immediate stomach distress. Served her right, little witch.
I approve.
SIDE NOTE: I was workin on a lady's house today, and she farted, right behind me. The smell lingered for hours...I left early, and went home to recuperate.
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