Hard to believe but it really is real. Coolest safari on the planet.
I am genuinely going to do this if it is real. Since they're pirates and committing crimes is it legal if I mow them all down with a legally purchased minigun? We should arrange a trip of poalers.
They stay out far enough to be in international waters and my understanding is that it is perfectly legal. They are only shooting up criminals.
Perfect. I'm going to contact some family and plan a lovely vacation of Justice.
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