"Yeah guys, I've totally never hear Stairway to Heaven played once in over 50 years, despite how it's constantly in heavy rotation on every single Classic Rock station, it's played in bars and stadiums, and played on commercials and in numerous movies from the last 30 years. But nope, I've totally never heard this song and have been living in a Gulag in Siberia inside a solitary confinement center the whole time"