this guy takes 4 hours to say what anyone else would say in 2 minutes
If you think that's long you have never seen Norm Macdonald.
First off, Why is it a 'Giant sore on my lip' rather than a 'giant blister/ burn on my lip' ?/. Secondly, Fckr is a lying putz.
I have had very hot soup, placed my spoon into the soup, and went to the bathroom. Came back, without thinking (I was a teenager), placed the spoon against my lip to blow, cooling it, and the spoon burned the ever loving fuck out of my lip. It did blister and peel. It looked nothing as bad as what he has. I don't believe this story.
I make soup a lot and microwave it to heat it up. I don't know what it is about microwaves, but they're bad at heating things to be HOT. On the stove-top if you bring soup to near boil, yeah it comes out hot and can even burn you. But coming out of the microwave? You'd need to microwave it for a stupidly long time for that to happen.
And let's talk about the spinach. A piece of spinach, no matter how hot, doesn't get to the point that it will burn you to the point that you have a blister. There just isn't enough energy in a piece of spinach to do so.
But it couldn't be an outbreak of herpes as the result of getting the vax? Nahhhhhh.
But it couldn't be an outbreak of herpes as the result of getting the vax? Nahhhhhh.
My first assumption is that it's "monkey pox" for the injected gay. Honestly, he looks the part.
It depends on the size of the soup and the power of the microwave. There's a certain volume where it's just going to have a hard time. Maybe your microwave is weak and that's an even smaller volume for you than it is for most people.
Guys I’m convinced he isn’t gay
Unfortunately, the monkey didn’t.
Cocksucker got the monkeypox
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