> I feel like the warning label says a lot of things obvious, but probably doesn't explicitly say to keep your gigantic stockpile of chinese flashy bangers at a safe distance. I remember from when I was a kid it always said to keep the box closed and in a safe place, and only light one at a time. and we had HSE warning adverts on TV about exploded fingers every year, and the media did the same. I'm not sure they bother any more, but they did end up restricting stuff like bangers I've not seen any Catherine wheels for years either The fuse idea is a good one The whole thing is really expensive now, which is a shame as kids used to gatecrash everyone's little backyard shows for free hot potatoes, now it's all organised displays