A white child from white parents trapped in Palestine, is born (you guessed it) in Palestine. They are spies from Norway hunted by the Mossad-owned Hezbollah. They need brown cheese to stay sane, and the only way to get it is for the father to phone his mom, which he hates most direly. The child is Christ incarnate. (Basically they just want their brown cheese, they don't know the child is literally Jesus.)
Anybody ever tell you you give shit writing prompts?
It's too specific, you give me no room for artistic interpretation, it is like you have already written the story and I qm.only.here to flesh out the words.
Look at 's writing prompts, he is probably the best iv e ever seen.
And then get back to me with a better writing prompt.
let me give another one. I was trying to be funny. apparently im too tired.
A brown cheese has been stolen from our Norwegian king, he employs our new nigger of state (literally our princesses new husband is a nigger FML) to hunt the cheese down.
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