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[–] 7 pts

Screen goes blank before actual destruction of the house. Insurance claim denied.

[–] 3 pts

Why would he choose to stay there and not get the frig out of there with his loved ones?

Normalcy bias? Arrogance? Can't happen to me?

[–] 3 pts

On the second floor it looks like. Seems like the worst place to be.

[–] 1 pt

Results oriented.... incorrect. And the wife was downstairs.

[–] 3 pts

context:

This man for 30 years has warned his wife he needs a bunker for various reasons, including tornado cover.

"See, I fucking told you I needed one"

"Ok, can we just leave"

"Fuck you, woman. Just out of spite we're sitting here because you told me everything would be fine. Well look at us now you fucking retard."

[–] 5 pts

This is what I am going to sound like on the day I have to use long term emergency food sortage, as I sit there and consume every dessert portion, develop beetus, and die. Just full of fucking spite.

I wonder how pozzed code enforcement gets when you try building your own bunker.

[–] 0 pt

The wife hears a noise downstairs and tells her husband to go check and see what's wrong. The husband grudgingly gets out of bed at 3 AM to investigate. After entering the living room he spots a burglar stealing his new TV. Now caught, the burglar jumps back and runs away at top speed. The husband yells, "Wait! Come back! My wife has been expecting you for the past 30 years!"

[–] 2 pts

I grew up in northern Alabama and after the neighborhood next to us got leveled we got the fuck out of there. I have no idea why people live in places that have tornado seasons. Even worse, it was extremely expensive to put a basement in a house down there because of the clay soil. So most people didn’t have one, including us. They tell you to hide under the stairs in the closet, but when it hits these neighborhoods there’s no more stairs left standing. And there’s a tornado once a week at least during the season

[–] 2 pts

I dont think theres anywhere you can go to hide from mother nature. if its not tornados you are at risk from something be it floods, fires, earth quakes, hurricanes, tsunamis etc

[–] 0 pt

NM has none of those.

[–] 1 pt

Acceptance of his coming, perceived inevitable end maybe? Maybe didn't think going anywhere at that point would do him any good, so might as well stay where he was. Still, if I thought I was in my last moments, I'd rather be with my family than leaving them to make a video. Then again, if he did, I suppose those probably would have been his last moments. Life is weird.

[–] 2 pts

https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-recalls-terrifying-tornado-wifes-life/story?id=38141962

"We just finished supper," Schultz, 85, told ABC News. "My wife called me in the kitchen. She said, 'Look out the window.' And sure enough I looked out -- we see this big, ugly tornado coming."

"It looked like it was going to miss us," he said.

Geri stayed in the kitchen while he went upstairs to get some lanterns.

As the loud tornado loomed, Schultz decided to start recording cell phone video.

The video shows the tornado move closer and the sky darken, before the picture goes black.

"Up until the time the house started moving, it still looked to me like it was going to go to the west -- and miss us," he said. "Suddenly, I realized I was wrong.

"I was standing next to the chimney when the whole place went down," Shultz said.

The chimney fell on top of him; he remembers he was buried in a pile of rubble.

"All of a sudden it kind of got quiet," Schultz continued. "'I asked myself 'Are you dead?' But then I said, 'No you can't hurt when you're dead,' and I hurt."

He said he later learned he had a crushed vertebrae.

As several people helped Schultz dig his way out, he said one of them told him, "'Don't look down because your wife is under you -- and she's dead.'"

He looked for her pulse, but couldn't find it.

Schultz said he and Geri would have been married 25 years last June. This Saturday will mark the one-year anniversary of her death; a ceremony will be held and a plaque dedicated in a local park to honor Geri and her friend, who also died in the tornado.

[–] 3 pts

Well, that explains why he was upstairs recording the thing. Also, that is sad.

[–] 2 pts

Yeah , he beat her to death , and to cover for the guy God sent the tornado cuz she kinda asked for it

[–] 1 pt

People think you need sharp edges to create a vortex, where was the wing edge that created that terrifying monstrosity?

[–] [deleted] 5 pts

There's a black stealth helicopter at the center, specially designed to create tornadoes - which did not exist before 1986! All claimed pre-1986 evidence of tornadoes is faked. Remember pre-1986 tornadoes? False memories implanted under hypnosis.

</schizo>

[–] 1 pt

Felt like I was watching the movie Twister

[–] 1 pt

Without the ridiculous over dramatized dialogue ...

This man deserves a medal for quickest way to divorce a Karen.

[–] -1 pt

Yeee haw Team Twister, he says