This guy ranting because expert trolling made my day. Trolling the unhinged IS fun. Visited a job site with property owner to find tenant ranting at workers about noise (stucco is noisy?) I told owner, "I got this!" And hopped out. I asked the crazy lady what was the problem and got a stream of curse words about noise. I commented on her bad breath and she acted surprised and confused then started screaming at me. I looked down, noticed her nasty toes in sandals and commented the property owner also owned a nail salon that could trim her toenails and maybe she should pay a visit. More screaming and cursing. Then I gently commented that her health was at risk and perhaps she should try portion control for her weight. By then she was screaming incoherently so I told property owner my work there was done and he should drop me off at my house. Next day another tenant chided me for winding her up. The woman went to her apartment and was ranting for the next ten hours till eleven at night, all alone in her kitchen, covered in sweat, standing in a puddle of urine. She walked to the edge of insanity and I just gave a little push then went on my way smiling. Yes, I have an evil streak.