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LOL I’ve seen this. It’s exactly what I thought of when I watched this the first time.

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When you are coming to the store, grab the nearest abandoned cart to where you park and use it to shop. When done, put it in the corral near your car. Now you've both put away a cart left out, and haven't caused a net move of carts away from the stacks of carts at the front of the store.

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I roughly do this... Especially at the airport, you get a quarter too.

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I usually return the cart because it feels good. At times I don't see a cart stall so hitch the cart on a curb to prevent rolling or run it back to the store to help out the assigned cart jockey.it just makes me feel good. Leaving the cart in a random spot makes me feel like a jerk. Thinking a cart I used might roll off and ding some nice car gives me a bad feeling.

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And what's the deal with that one wonky wheel?

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It is a simple issue of convenience. Let the store hire a teenager to collect carts. Convenience has even gotten to the place where people pay other people to do their shopping and deliver the groceries to their home. Where I shop they have 2 downs syndrome adults who patrol the parking lot collecting carts. They even help load groceries. The cart narc idiot is going to get himself killed. Notice how it is white people in a white suburb. Lets see him do this at a walmart in a black neighborhood.

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He's been to

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For me its situational. The supermarkets and Costco around where I live are unionized, so I just put it in a decent spot that won't roll off and bang up someone's car.

If its a non-unionized store, then I put the cart in one of the racks they have all over the lot.

My old store manager when I used to work at Home Depot used to joke around that parking near the cart return racks were the safest spots because the carts never make it there. That kind of stuck with me and I just park near them these days. I don't mind the extra walk to the store anyway.

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I too park at a cart return. I can grab a cart, go in, come out, unload my shit, return cart. The closest spot in a lot generates inefficiency with a good person.

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I like parking right next to them because it keeps an open visual space next to my vehicle, for theft reduction.

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Perry Caravello, definitely looks and sounds like this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry_Caravello

kek....

On June 1, 2007, Caravello filed a lawsuit alleging that Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Carolla and Johnny Knoxville promised him ten million dollars if he put his genitals in a mousetrap during an episode of The Adam Carolla Show. The lawsuit was filed after Caravello was injured in the stunt, was not paid, and did not receive accounting of profits and royalties from DVD sales of Windy City Heat

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People that wear masks are usually the worst human beings from what I've witnessed in my city.

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since the biological male leftist was identified visually, his audio phone call is susceptible to criminal charges for harassment, physical threats and trespassing.

I hope he serves his time and learns his lesson.

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I found everything about it delightful.

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he's going to have a heart attack even without the clot shot

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That outfit screams. It screams I have no self awareness but I think fedora is cool. A fedora and khaki shorts pulled up socks and slides. The fanny pack. This guy is a walking neckbeard meme.

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This chat board says it wasn't staged https://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=28100741&tab=laugh

Solution: Drive away with the magnet shit that is given to you for free. When far enough away, remove it and plan revenge. Next time using carts, return it with addition of a big pile of poop on top of magnets and flag and placed inside the cart. Repeat as necessary.

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Some of the videos he's really pushing people (who keep engaging with him) and I admit I'd have fled by then rather than put myself in harm's way. The best ones are where he takes their abandoned cart and parks it behind their car when they're trying to reverse. "What, oh, now you don't like it when I leave my cart in your way?"

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This guy ranting because expert trolling made my day. Trolling the unhinged IS fun. Visited a job site with property owner to find tenant ranting at workers about noise (stucco is noisy?) I told owner, "I got this!" And hopped out. I asked the crazy lady what was the problem and got a stream of curse words about noise. I commented on her bad breath and she acted surprised and confused then started screaming at me. I looked down, noticed her nasty toes in sandals and commented the property owner also owned a nail salon that could trim her toenails and maybe she should pay a visit. More screaming and cursing. Then I gently commented that her health was at risk and perhaps she should try portion control for her weight.

By then she was screaming incoherently so I told property owner my work there was done and he should drop me off at my house.

Next day another tenant chided me for winding her up. The woman went to her apartment and was ranting for the next ten hours till eleven at night, all alone in her kitchen, covered in sweat, standing in a puddle of urine. She walked to the edge of insanity and I just gave a little push then went on my way smiling. Yes, I have an evil streak.

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In Germany you have to insert a coin to get a cart (usually 50¢ or 1 EUR) and you get the coin when you bring the cart back. It's very rare to see an abandoned cart.

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