I hope that he bought the pants after spraying liquid ass on them, otherwise he's just destroying property which is no better than stealing in my book. Also, he owes that lady an apology. I rarely see Walmart workers do anything, and I am honestly pleasantly surprised to see her start wiping down the area immediately; no doubt it was an inconvenience to her and she didn't deserve that. The whole "joke" honestly wasn't even funny, and this is coming from someone who laughs at almost everything (fart jokes included).