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[–] 15 pts

As I understand it, the original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

[–] 11 pts

well done. you should have gone into gender studies; skills like this are highly sought after.

[–] [deleted] 5 pts (edited )

Diversity educated inclusivity HR director needed for gender Equality awareness position. Must be outraged at all toxic white male domestic terrorist employees and be willing to find any excuse to replace them with enriched brave immigrants on H1B visas if interested call Xir Zim Zee at 888-638-3549 or email: <diversityisourstrength@netflix.com>

[–] 3 pts

skills like this are highly sought after

Ironic, cuz true. I wrote this using the power of blatant plagiarism

[–] 3 pts

youre honest, so youve just thrown away your chances of being hired as an HR clerk.

[–] 2 pts

Whoa there buddy! Now you're talking about some truly forbidden technology. Hell, just talking about the concept of turboencabulation is illegal in most (((countries))). I wouldn't want to be caught with an unlicensed tremie pipe or grammeter these days since that would mean at least 25 years to life. It's best you keep this quiet or we'll all be on another list.

[–] 2 pts

This is the tech Elon Musk doesn't want us to know about.

You must be a slave to globohomo goy!! Don't thunk for yourself!!

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

wow, look at this fucking genius...

Do you think you could help me?

I've gotten two quotes on my blinker fluid replacement. The first mechanic was working on my muffler bearings and told me my blinker fluid was going bad, and i had to replace it before it did real damage. $2500, though!!! I wanted a second opinion, and the next guy said $500. I don't want to go too cheap and have it be a crappy job, but the $2250 difference is huge.

[–] 2 pts

Sounds like your hydronic perspirerer is misjimping, at regular harmonic intervals of both two and four mechatyrones.

I would highly recommend rehanging the vertical stack of your negroid alignment casing.

I asked my tiktok followers and they said I should hire somebody. I’m just going to do that.

[–] 1 pt

youll have to make your own blinker fluid. bunnings should have boxes of sparks and methylated spirits, that should get you started. if you still cant figure it out then stick to your petrol, normie.

Make my own? Methylated farts and spark boxes. This is so over my head. None of my tiktok followers know how to do this.

[–] 1 pt

That sounds like Tesla's turboencabulator reflux system, coupled with a schrodinger bearing.

[–] 1 pt (edited )

I actually wrote a short story about Schrodingers ChowderBox, kind of a very specific story but maybe I can find it

Edit: you'll never read it cuz you are a faggot

[–] 0 pt

I didn't even read your comment.

[–] 1 pt

Well this guy is clearly the expert. In order to "trust science" i will now listen exclusively to him and work tirelessly to destroy the lives of anyone who doesnt.

[–] 1 pt

Come, my Son.

I will lead to places Turbo-Encapulation thought Impossible.