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I just retired from 40 years of flying. Jets, extremely reliable. I never lost an engine in flight. Shut a few down due to other malfunctions. But I never suffered a loss of an engine inflight. The most dangerous part of my job was the drive to and from the airport

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Commercially? Did you reach mandatory retirement age?

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Aged out. I’d still be flying if they would have let me. It was great, I enjoyed every moment, from the terrifying to the hilarious. No regrets.

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I'll just bet you saw your share of belligerent,drunken,obnoxious.passengers.

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Is it a flat plane up there as far as the eye can see

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Lol, it’s a curve. I’ve more than once have taken off, pointed my airplane in one direction and flew all the way around the world and ended up where I started. I did it both directions and went north and south too.

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shill and fake pilot

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Why is every other planet and celestial object spherical except the Earth?

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They're all fake decals on the clear covering in the sky. /s

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Why do lightbulbs emmanate light but the ground does not? Your question is nonsensical, but will assume you still believe in Santa Clause and that planets are real objects 'in space'. 'Planets' are not spherical, look again with your own eyes or at least not at NASA CG fantasy photos. Try searching for 'Nikon P900 mars' etc, ie- through a real lens you can buy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Ly6BZtEE0

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You COULD have led with PASSENGER GETS SUCKED OUT

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Summary: In April of 2018 a Boeing 737-700 from Southwest airlines departed La Guardia Airport in New York for a flight to Dallas. The flight number was Southwest 1380 and it suffered an engine explosion and a rapid decompression at 32 000 feet

I didn't watch but if a passenger didn't get sucked out like the caption says I hope this gets downvoted as misleading clickbait spam (that's appropriate downvoting, right?)

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Her head got ripped off. Human meat bags are very fragile. I’m fairly certain she did not suffer. She probably has no idea why she is suddenly standing in front of Jesus who is welcoming her to heaven.

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That's a weird response

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Yeah, it’s hard to wrap one’s head around it.. .

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That's how I want my death to be. One moment I'm alive and hopefully serving God and the next moment seeing Christ and hearing him say, "Well done my faithful servant. Come and enter into your reward."

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And then hand you your head on a platter. Ok I apologize for that but think about it, hilarious.

Edit to add: I truly believe Jesus Christ our lord and savior had a sense of humor, come on, dude walked on water and all. That’s funny!

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Expect incidents with aircraft to skyrocket as they nigger up the maintenance crews, the pilots, and the FAA.

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clintinocide his a dangerous thing