Best dad
:)
Will keep it in mind next time.
She wants to breed turkeys for the FJB resistance
Turkeys are so dumb they will drown themselves in a rainstorm. It's cold in their coop, they pile up and smother to death rather than move.
Damn that was heartwarming.
How do you keep noisy ass turkeys a secret?
I didn't know turkeys barked until I got mine. I love owning turkeys.
I dont need to own turkeys, i have them wild here. Couple weeks ago i had a group of 26 toms roll into my back yard, chasing eachother around grabassing and strutting. Theyre entertaining.
How?
...ohhh I thought you said jive turkey... C'mon Leroy, let's go.
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Sheeeiitt
"I said - Incooming, Get down !!. Not stand up and start jiving ...."
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