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:)

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Will keep it in mind next time.

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She wants to breed turkeys for the FJB resistance

Turkeys are so dumb they will drown themselves in a rainstorm. It's cold in their coop, they pile up and smother to death rather than move.

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How do they drown themselves in a rainstorm?

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Darwin has already debunked this.

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Damn that was heartwarming.
How do you keep noisy ass turkeys a secret?

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I didn't know turkeys barked until I got mine. I love owning turkeys.

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I dont need to own turkeys, i have them wild here. Couple weeks ago i had a group of 26 toms roll into my back yard, chasing eachother around grabassing and strutting. Theyre entertaining.

...ohhh I thought you said jive turkey... C'mon Leroy, let's go.

...

Sheeeiitt

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"I said - Incooming, Get down !!. Not stand up and start jiving ...."