NOT THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY. I had cheesecake for My birthday yesterday. Not one dick pic. Sad I’m gonna back and shut down poal forever. Then I’m gonna start killing off all the former members one by one. Yes that means you reading this comment. I’m gonna remove the stress of having to support a head on your shoulders
Somebody placate this man with a dick pic before he starts killing people instead of cats.
Birthdays depress me now. Over 25. Maybe when I hit 50 they’ll start being good again cause I’m not dead yet
Nah, theyre just meaningless now. One year closer to death.
Holy crap you are old.
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