Fat Black Woman Delivers an Amazon.com Package

Going through its head:
"muthafuckin whypeepo havin dey house 20 steps from da street n sheeit. Dey juss did dis ta make me havta walk like walkin a field ta pick cotton. Prolly got cotton in dis here box. Fuck dem, fuck they house an fuck dis box. Now Ima haffta wall all de way back to dat mothafuckin van n sheeit. I diserve mo money fo workin dis hard, dey should pay me $100 a hour to be out here walkin n sheeit. Damn, my shugas getting low, best believe Ima crack open some Kool-Aid up in dis bitch."

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You giving her too much credit. Their brains aren't capable of thinking of all that, even if their mouths are spewing it.

White people have an ocean of imaginary space in their heads, some have thousands of universes worth, but a black mind is like a 6 oz cup. I bet you her mind was as empty as when she watches TV.

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Safe to say they just think about bad things all day every day, and then get matching results in their lives.

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Yeah, they can't think that much. And as spot on as the ebonics was, there was no ooga booga.

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[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

The ebonics is strong with this one...

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It would have been much stronger had I omitted all punctuation, but that is a line I refuse to cross.

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[–] • 2 pts

She would just tossed it out the window if the house were closer

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I'm surprised she didn't just drive on the lawn to be right beside the door so she could throw it out the window.

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funny AF needed a good giggle TY!

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[–] • 7 pts

They are lucky she didn't shit in the yard.

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Shit or no shit, I'm sure it smelled the same.

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[–] • 6 pts

Her knees look like they're about to buckle .

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Yeah, they look like they hinged to the side.

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[–] • 6 pts

That thing waddles at one bucket of fried chicken per delivery.

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Subhuman piece of shit. We can't progress as a society with such disregard for other's property. If I was working in delivery service I would carry parcels like it's nitroglycerin.

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That would slow you down too much. Most packages are fine being stacked and moved around. It's when niggers throw them, kick them, sit on them, etc that they get all fucked up. Every once in awhile one will take a beating from the automated sorting machinery.