The young man was angry. He went to the local courthouse in March of 2021 and had his name legally changed to Covid. What his name was before that is unimportant. He was pissed. He spent the rest of the year tracking down Anthony Fauci. October came and went and then, in the middle of November, he had finally isolated him coming out of a pizza joint in Washington DC. Fauci was whistling as he walked to his new Porche convertible parked around the corner. Mr. Covid sprang out of the shadows and grabbed Doctor Fauci from behind. He put him in a headlock and fell backwards while increasing his grip in what the Capitol Police would later call a "blood choke". As Dr Fauci struggled for his life, the last thing he heard was an angry voice whispering in his bitten ear saying, "You are dying from Covid." :)