You are charged with murder. We have you on video, from multiple angles, shooting the victim. We have more than a dozen witnesses. You were arrested moments later covered in the victim's blood while holding the murder weapon. How do you plead?
- I plead not guilty your honour.
Are you pleading not guilty due to insanity?
- No I'm pleading not guilty because I didn't murder that guy. Covid killed them, not me.
What? Are you serious?
- Yeah. Here's the autopsy report. According to the Government of New Zealand, Covid killed them...... I rest my case.
Alright then, you're free to go.
You are charged with murder. We have you on video, from multiple angles, shooting the victim. We have more than a dozen witnesses. You were arrested moments later covered in the victim's blood while holding the murder weapon.
How do you plead?
- *I plead not guilty your honour.*
Are you pleading not guilty due to insanity?
- *No I'm pleading not guilty because I didn't murder that guy. Covid killed them, not me.*
What? Are you serious?
- *Yeah. Here's the autopsy report. According to the Government of New Zealand, Covid killed them...... I rest my case.*
Alright then, you're free to go.
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