Dear *"Government Organization"*: (there's thousands and thousands of them) Please remit at once the overdue amount of __*$14.88*_ for no reason to avoid costly litigation. Our accounts receivable department has forwarded this outstanding sum to our legal department. As we no longer have electronic transfer due to your failure to reimburse this organization for no real reason or services provided, and to avoid accrued interest, your payment must be made out to 8_billion_eaters at P.O. Box 66, Helena-Handbasket, MT. 59601. We can not be reached by telephone as your failure to pay this overdue sum has caused this company to go into arrears with our service provider. Our legal department has informed us that this inconvenience will also be added to the injuries, fees, indignation, suffering and subsequent employee unemployment caused by your failure. edit: That's a fake PO box number. Don't send anything there.