We should start calling this a "Fun Run"
Make it into a game, like a more challenging form of Red Rover.
Do it in steel-toed work boots. Go for their knee caps, scrape the edge down the front of the shin or foot stomp as you go through, and then just keep right on going. See how many you can put on disability in one pass. Give them an excuse to not show up for work tomorrow.
Did you see muh stunning and brave wahmen cops with their thug sticks?
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