"What the hell is a dishwasher?" reminded me of an old joke. A man returned home from work with a glum expression on his face. His wife asks what's wrong, and he replies "When I'm at work, i want to stick my dick into the pickle slicer" Aghast, she exclaims "Oh my god no! Please don't do that!" This goes on for a few days, then he returns looking devastated. She asks "What's wrong now?" and he replies "I finally did it. I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer". She goes "OMG! Are you all right?" He replies "Yeah, I'm fine, but they caught me at it and fired me on the spot!" She asks "What about the pickle slicer?" He says "Oh, yeah, they fired her too..."