I create gook flu.
I create gook flu. [CHYNA NHUMBA JUAN](#triggered)
That was pretty funny.
That was pretty funny.
"What the hell is a dishwasher?" reminded me of an old joke.
A man returned home from work with a glum expression on his face.
His wife asks what's wrong, and he replies "When I'm at work, i want to stick my dick into the pickle slicer"
Aghast, she exclaims "Oh my god no! Please don't do that!"
This goes on for a few days, then he returns looking devastated.
She asks "What's wrong now?" and he replies "I finally did it. I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer".
She goes "OMG! Are you all right?"
He replies "Yeah, I'm fine, but they caught me at it and fired me on the spot!"
She asks "What about the pickle slicer?"
He says "Oh, yeah, they fired her too..."
"What the hell is a dishwasher?" reminded me of an old joke.
A man returned home from work with a glum expression on his face.
His wife asks what's wrong, and he replies "When I'm at work, i want to stick my dick into the pickle slicer"
Aghast, she exclaims "Oh my god no! Please don't do that!"
This goes on for a few days, then he returns looking devastated.
She asks "What's wrong now?" and he replies "I finally did it. I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer".
She goes "OMG! Are you all right?"
He replies "Yeah, I'm fine, but they caught me at it and fired me on the spot!"
She asks "What about the pickle slicer?"
He says "Oh, yeah, they fired her too..."
I lold
I lold
That's exactly how it is.
That's exactly how it is.
That was funny I guess.
That was funny I guess.
About how I felt. It wasn't bad but it wasn't good either.
About how I felt. It wasn't bad but it wasn't good either.
This is legit.
I have Asian neighbors.
When they greeted me for the first time, had a very watered down version of the vid where they flex their life's accomplishments when you first meet. And their parents' accomplishments are seen as the childrens'. Their father is a professor of 25+ years at an Ivy League school. He asked me if I got an education and asked a ton questions about that. I have 5, four-year degrees (I enjoyed learning, researching, and writing papers*). That made the dad's jaw drop. haha Then they asked my profession, how much I make, etc. They are very open about that stuff.
Now I'm the coolest person ever to them because I have money and status. They are now super respectful and happy when they see me (going out of their way to say hello). A good job with a good company with a good job title are genuine status symbols to them. I understand that, too: you want you kids to prosper and do thing you can be proud of. And in many Asian cultures, what you do reflects on your family so you don't bring shame to your family.
*Very proud of my accomplishments. It took a lot of work to get to where I am, today. I have had no white privilege I keep hearing about. Born into a poor family. Studied, worked hard, and made something of myself.
This is legit.
I have Asian neighbors.
When they greeted me for the first time, had a very watered down version of the vid where they flex their life's accomplishments when you first meet. And their parents' accomplishments are seen as the childrens'. Their father is a professor of 25+ years at an Ivy League school. He asked me if I got an education and asked a ton questions about that. I have 5, four-year degrees (I enjoyed learning, researching, and writing papers*). That made the dad's jaw drop. haha Then they asked my profession, how much I make, etc. They are very open about that stuff.
Now I'm the coolest person ever to them because I have money and status. They are now super respectful and happy when they see me (going out of their way to say hello). A good job with a good company with a good job title are genuine status symbols to them. I understand that, too: you want you kids to prosper and do thing you can be proud of. And in many Asian cultures, what you do reflects on your family so you don't bring shame to your family.
*Very proud of my accomplishments. It took a lot of work to get to where I am, today. **I have had no white privilege I keep hearing about.** Born into a poor family. Studied, worked hard, and made something of myself.
Sounds honest and direct to me. No bullshit. If it offends people maybe they should level the fuck up.
Sounds honest and direct to me. No bullshit. If it offends people maybe they should level the fuck up.
If it offends people maybe they should level the fuck up.
Hmm...
No-nonsense take. I like it.
>If it offends people maybe they should level the fuck up.
Hmm...
No-nonsense take. I like it.
I bought this, returned, it, come back week later, open box discount.
LOL
>I bought this, returned, it, come back week later, open box discount.
LOL
This was funny. At least Asians have the brains to tell a joke that doesn't involve degenerate garbage. Also they flex on how they're knowledgeable and successful people. What else should we be flexing on?
This was funny. At least Asians have the brains to tell a joke that doesn't involve degenerate garbage. Also they flex on how they're knowledgeable and successful people. What else should we be flexing on?
he has a funnier part 2 of parents flexing
he has a funnier part 2 of parents flexing
Can I get the link? I found this actually funny.
Can I get the link? I found this actually funny.
How Asian Parents Flex 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQuWD2-ERAI How Asian Parents Flex 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=600mVR_OYeM parent flex 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBV2QNmzuA8 asian kids flex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xYsdcy_ANc
How Asian Parents Flex 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQuWD2-ERAI
How Asian Parents Flex 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=600mVR_OYeM
parent flex 4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBV2QNmzuA8
asian kids flex:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xYsdcy_ANc
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