Flammenwerfer for me from about 20 feet away.
Fuck that monster, hell no am I going near that.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
You just need some great trolling, to manipulate the snake until it leaves in frustration. Calling it a fag's not going to cut it. Cats have a way: taunt it to strike repeatedly, go in for the kill when it's tired.
I figure somebody with knowledge of snake psychology would have even better tricks.
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