Did you know that if you look at the soil around any large US city, anywhere where there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, you can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.They're building great big landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to god! God.
Did you know that if you look at the soil around any large US city, anywhere where there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, you can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.They're building great big landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to god!
God.
Despite your odd attempt at humor, you unfortunately made way more sense than you seem to think...
Despite your odd attempt at humor, you unfortunately made way more sense than you seem to think...
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