When I was with the US Border Patrol twenty years ago, I made up my mind while I was still in the academy that the first cocksucker that tried to offer me a bribe, or otherwise suborn me was going to get a mudhole stomped in his chest on the spot. If it was an actual criminal, well that would have been his mistake for thinking I was for sale. And if it was a feeb, it might be my only opportunity to kick the mortal shit out of one and be in the right. Just ground his ass and launch right in on the breakables like kneecaps, clavicles, elbows, wrists, etc. and try to do as much ER worthy, life-changing damage as possible before they pulled me off and told me, "Hey man, stop already. He's a fed." "Oh, really? Sorry man. My bad."