Not bad, not bad. See far you can take it though. With some dumb shits, the levels of fuckery are unlimited. Tell them your dad is in the Illuminati and you got the REAL vaccine. Or if it's a libtard, tell them you got the Russian one.
So far I've told people... 'No, I'm not mentally ill'. 'I'm not part of that cult'. 'I prefer to die a natural death', 'what are you a fucking idiot?' 'Ask me how I know you watch television'. Just all sorts of shit. Mainly to sales people. I made one cashier girl run off crying by telling her about gene therapy. Wasn't my intent though.
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