No mystery there. That was the work of . I'm sorry she forgot your cheese.
The only redeeming quality was they gVe me free bbq sauce for my French fries
Missing cheese is an ancient symbol derived from the eldritch rituals of the high priests of Gnarrgh Blathurgh, where they would offer their dread idol the most valuable possession they had, the absence of cheese. In this modern world, with its wealth and technological advancement that makes the poorest live with greater luxury than an emperor of old, we are blasé about missing cheese, and take it for granted, but in ancient times, missing cheese was worth its weight in gold.
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