That chain of events should have gone on like that for hours.
This is what happened in the La Brea Tar Pits. Baby deer gets too close to the tar. Gets stuck. Starts crying trying to get out. Attracts momma deer. Momma gets stuck. Attracts some dingo. The Dingo gets stuck. Along comes Mr. Saber Tooth Tiger and he gets stuck. Then some woman decides she's going to jump in, because why the fuck not? It sounds like a good idea for a woman!
Meanwhile, 10,000 years later, Indiana Jones is looking at this mess thinking "Man, that must have been some party!"
That chain of events should have gone on like that for hours.
This is what happened in the La Brea Tar Pits. Baby deer gets too close to the tar. Gets stuck. Starts crying trying to get out. Attracts momma deer. Momma gets stuck. Attracts some dingo. The Dingo gets stuck. Along comes Mr. Saber Tooth Tiger and he gets stuck. Then some woman decides she's going to jump in, because why the fuck not? It sounds like a good idea for a woman!
Meanwhile, 10,000 years later, Indiana Jones is looking at this mess thinking "Man, that must have been some party!"
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