Oh we have a scientist here! What’s the speed of light Einstein in the absence of light.
Whats the smell of a fart in a shit-sammich ??
This is my favorite comment. The answer is zero. Love the downvotes. I thought downvotes where only for spam?
Why zero? The top speed of a Ferrari doesn't magically become zero when a Ferrari isn't present. No one writes a letter to Top Gear saying their stats are all wrong, and should all be zero, because the magazine was delivered to a house without sports cars.
Sports cars are stupid. Vans are where it’s at. I want a Toyota Sienna. Then I can sleep in it. You can’t sleep in your stupid sports car.
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