This is true. I have a friend that works as a nurse, and she once got a patient that fell 3 stories from the roof of a building. The lucky bastard landed on his back on a patch of grass, and he left a hole where he landed.
I think the reason drunks survive falls so often is because they’re unaware of what’s happening, which causes them to remain calm and relax their muscles. A sober person usually tenses up during a fall to prepare for impact, and that tension is usually what causes all the damage.
Anyway, the funniest thing was the fucker got up before the paramedics came and started asking strangers if they could go grab his case of beer from the roof.
This is true. I have a friend that works as a nurse, and she once got a patient that fell 3 stories from the roof of a building. The lucky bastard landed on his back on a patch of grass, and he left a hole where he landed.
I think the reason drunks survive falls so often is because they’re unaware of what’s happening, which causes them to remain calm and relax their muscles. A sober person usually tenses up during a fall to prepare for impact, and that tension is usually what causes all the damage.
Anyway, the funniest thing was the fucker got up before the paramedics came and started asking strangers if they could go grab his case of beer from the roof.
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