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Chris breaks down new MasterCard pander.

Chris breaks down new MasterCard pander.

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I used to have a transgender credit card but I’d say over 40% of the times I tried to use it it had already cancelled itself. I stick to non-deranged credit cards these days.

[–] • 0 pt

To keep a good credit score you keep your utilization under 9%. Maybe with this one you can go up to 41% and still keep a good score.

[–] • 2 pts

This is like people who worry that they didn't sign their card. Nobody fucking looks at your card even if you hand it to them. They just put it in the slot efficiently and remove it the moment it beeps. They don't even see the name.

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But, but how can I make this all about me?!?

[–] • 1 pt

They just wanted to get married

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

"Say my name" "You're Heisenberg" was compared with pronoun use here

I witnessed sth like "hun please my pronouns are she/her" "oh sorry I will keep that in mind" "it's good that you are this open-minded"

which really is similar. They want a comfortable bubble around them at all costs because they are bleeding internally like the neurotic narcissists these genderfreaks are. "Deadname" or "misgender" them on purpose, and they get LOUD.

[–] • 0 pt

Exactly. The bubble will pop, not fast enough. I’m scared of the individualist next phase though. Luckily I was raised by, collectively we are strong. Those little, sad girls are hellarious.

[–] • 1 pt

Will they take my maxed-out card as long as it identifies as not maxed out?

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Just change your name to "Zero Balance"

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Corporations can not resist virtue signaling. Turns out, so called "transgender" credit cards are regular credit cards but you can put any name you want on it.

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Thanks for the submission statement 👍

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I identify as Adolf Hitler.