Firstly I think It's Babylon Bee making these articles for laughs, but then I realize this society is fucked beyond repair. It is not even funny anymore.

This is tangentially related to the whole "babies are racist" thing we see pop up occasionally. Some liberal harpie will show babies white and brown dolls and discover through her amazing powers of observation that the babies associated brown dolls with being dirty - even brown babies do this. Of course, being female, liberal, and a liberal arts major, the researcher is unable to apply Occam's Razor or any other kind of logic to her own research. So, rather than realizing that babies have figured out that dirt is brown and that when their skin is brown it's because they have dirt on them (the conclusion that requires the least amount of assumptions), the researcher sees that obviously babies have been programmed by society with a complicated racial bias that requires understanding the abstract connection between physically dirty and psychologically repulsive.

That would mean that the universe is out to get black people, which means that their situation is hopeless.

This stupid nigger white guy is just giving a podium to stupid niggers. We don't need to hear about this.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-53050955

Blacks are a black hole in society and the budget of said society.

I always kinda assumed they were somehow connected to Satanists and Jewish cabals